Bienvenue à l'asile

My name is Celine.
https://www.facebook.com/wetheawake

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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saveplanetearth:

Oklahoma earthquakes linked to fracking wastewater wells, study says: Fifth of the quakes that helped turn the state into the earthquake capital of America were caused by just four wells @ Guardian

saveplanetearth:

Oklahoma earthquakes linked to fracking wastewater wells, study says: Fifth of the quakes that helped turn the state into the earthquake capital of America were caused by just four wells @ Guardian

(via bohemianarthouse)

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

(via papa-nichols)

okay-ibelieveyou:

beeeds:

So my cousin actually baked fucking cookies in her car while at work today in the 40° heat.

Bet her car smells fucking delicious

okay-ibelieveyou:

beeeds:

So my cousin actually baked fucking cookies in her car while at work today in the 40° heat.

Bet her car smells fucking delicious

(via papa-nichols)

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

(via papa-nichols)